Bradley's: Terrible Two's

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Terrible Two's

Let's just say the "phase" of the terrible two has been anything but easy on me. I wish that when kids turned three that this "phase" would magically go away because then I would only have 16 more days left.

I guess I could describe Jonas as a child who has a very head strong personality. I think I could go on for hours telling stories of things he has done and said that just make me want to pull my hair out. Well something happened yesterday that I just couldn't help but share......

Jonas does this thing where he walks into a room locks the door and shuts its behind him. It's just one of those little things that drive me crazy. I will hear a little devious laugh and he will say oh oh I'm in trouble and run away laughing and low and behold he has done it again, it has been this little battle between the two of us. So yesterday I went out to get the mail and when I got about five feet from the door Jonas yells ha ha mom I did it again and slams the door shut. So I ran to the door and it was locked. I am now pounding on the door saying Jonas open the door and I look over and he is at the window laughing his head off. To say the least I was not very happy. It took me 45 minutes to break into the house, I'm sure all the neighbors where looking out there windows laughing at me. Oh the joys of little boys!

Needless to say no matter what he does to push my buttons he is always so quick to give me a hug and tell me how much he loves me. I have been so baby crazy lately and just really missing the time when Jonas was still a baby but I would't trade this time in his life for anything. Nothing is better than to have your little one crawl in you lap and tell you they love you. Last night after Jonas' bath he was all wrapped up in his towel and he just wanted to cuddle before he got dressed. It didn't take more than two minutes before he was sound asleep in my arms. It's times like those that really make you appreciate your little ones. They just grow so fast that you have to cherish every little momment you get with them

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Jessica said...: You think the "Terrible Two's" are bad! Just wait until he turns 3!! Jaxson was bad at two but has been worse since he turned 3! Good Luck to you; March 9, 2008 at 2:14 PM

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Kid's say the darndest things

After Tucking Jonas into bed he says, "MOm there is something wrong with my life, You see life is suppose to be rough but it's not for me."

Jonas: "Hey Grandma Wilson, did you know when you turn 51 you are going to have shaggy boobs!"
Gma Wilson: No but thanks for the warning!

Jonas was having bike races with all the neighbor boys for two hours. When he came in side he was shockingly sweaty just dripping everywhere. He asked for a popsicle and I said he could have one after drinking a bottle of water. He guzzles it down and says

"Wow Thanks Mom that was surprisingly refreshing."

After playing outside in the heat for three hours Jonas says

"Man I am really hot but not that sweaty."

Then he sticks his hands in his armpits gets a really grossed out look on his face and says

"Um just kidding my armpits are full of water."

Stranger at the Store: What is your baby sister's name?
Jonas: Her name is Clary Sage and she likes to eat from my mom's boobies! HE HE HE
(I personally this he was dying for the opportunity to tell a stranger this just to make me go red in the face)

Gma Bradley: Jonas you are so good with numbers I just don't know what you will be when you grow up. Maybe an accountant or maybe a really rich man. What do you think you will be?
Jonas then holds up his three middle fingers
Gma: What is that supposed to mean?
Jonas: W for Witch. I am going to be a Witch(um ok)

Rachel: Jonas do you think you are a good listener?
Jonas: No just ask my mom

Jonas: I know what life is all about because I was born. But Dogs they have no idea what life is all about.
Rachel: Well do you think that I know what life is all about?
Jonas: No because you must have been adopted. (by the way that is not true just the normal everyday radomness of Jonas)

Gma B: Jonas why do you want a pocket knife so bad you know you can get cut by them.
Jonas: I sure hope I do that's the only way I will ever learn how to use it
Gma B: Have you ever been cut by a pocket knife before?
Jonas: No but I have been cut by my Dad's toe nails before and they are WAY sharper than a pocket knife

Scott: Jonas you need to put your bike away and go get in the shower, but I will make you a deal if you go get in the shower right now without whinning I will put your bike away for you.
Jonas: UMMMM I like the sound of that but NO I would rather put the bike away myself and whine all the way to the shower.

Jonas called his Gma Bradley the other day and talked for 10 minutes after hanging up she called me back to ask if I heard the convo.
Tammy said he talked non stop and then went silent for 3 minutes and was breathing heavy. She didn't say anything to him to see what would happen and then he said after three minutes of silence Sorry Grandma there was just a really good part of my show on and I needed to be quiet so I could consentrate.

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